And the truth comes out...

Apparently, all I want is for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to like me. I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with the couple at their fabulous home in Africa. I have no idea how I got there, but I was there and it was FABULOUS. Brad and Angie kept talking to me about their children and asking me advice on the best way to educate them. When I tried to talk I discovered that my teeth were glued together (I imagine this comes from the fact that I clench my jaw shut while sleeping) and couldn't talk without sounding ridiculous. Finally they got so fed up with me that they kicked me out and told me to go hang out with Jennifer Aniston. I woke up very upset.