Again, there is something seriously wrong with me.

• I was the one that pointed out that the cartoon, talking igneous rock in today's Science video looked like a piece of poop.
• I was offered a piece of chocolate today and TURNED IT DOWN.
• In the car on the way home from the gym I head Lionel Richie's "Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady" and started bawling.
• I am completely obsessed with the proper functioning of the folding door I just installed. Like to the point where I bet I won't sleep tonight.
• I have a very hard time *not* sharing with Ross what I learn during my kids' family life classes, such as the difference between sperm and semen. That's right. I just said sperm and semen.