I accepted the offer and as of the end of June I will officially be a copywriter.
More importantly, Ross got a ukulele today and he's learning to play the song from Joe Versus the Volcano.
One doesn't *become* a Southern lady. You either are, or you are not. No amount of acclimation will make up for a lack of upbringing based on bare feet, good manners, and the mastery of "puddling" rather than sweating.